Make sure you don't hit on the same girl twice...

Ugly people of the world look out, you want to hold off asking that crush out until she gets to know you better.

In the City of Cambridge, the crime is defined as:
Annoying & Accosting

“Annoying and Accosting a Member of the Opposite Sex” is a form of criminal harassment. Generally, it involves a man repeatedly following, shouting, making off-color suggestions, hooting, repeatedly asking for a date, or otherwise harassing a woman. It happens most often on the street and in the workplace. Each report involves an individual situation; the crime is not subject to geographic patterns.

I am praying my wife never finds out that me begging her to go on a date with me was a criminal offense. Maybe the Town of Amherst will show some leniency since she did eventually marry me. Isn't this crime the basis for most teen romantic comedies?

Doesn't Tupac rap about "hollering at a hoe," or is that why he's so gangsta?

In Weymouth there is a crime called "accosting a person of the opposite sex." Last night, a fat guy with a mustache was charged with this offense after driving up on a woman and staring at her.