My Wife has Returned

I'm not sure why, but she came home from her trip to Asia. After two weeks, my clothes were starting to smell awful and I was getting pretty hungry.
A follow up to seeing Tommy from This Old House: We just got a collection notice saying we had neglected to pay for our subscription. The problem is, we never ordered it. We were never billed for a subscription, it was a gift. The person who ordered the subscription renewed it for us, and they didn't bill her credit card.
I know they can make a note on the credit report clarifying what happened, but it is silly and now we have to clear up something we never ordered. Seems a little silly to me, so I'm going to give Tommy a piece of my mind and see if we can get free stuff.