Samuel Jackson, do you have anything to tell the little kids about steriods?

Samuel Jackson wants to restart that old SNL idea of the All Steroid Olympics.

"Look man, why don't we just have enhancement games? Why not? Let's just see how far you [guys] can go with this. You know, get on it! Bust it and let's see what happens! Go for it because I remember when football players were juicing it, [dudes] were getting lit up on the field. We were all like, "Damn! What is this? He's a monster!" Then it's, "Oh, he's on the juice." Oh, really? Oh, OK, cool. It still makes good football games. So maybe we should all have some enhancement games. Go ahead and do that. Start a whole new league and stuff. Go for it!"

From:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/arash_markazi/08/08/samuel.l.jackon.interview/index.html

That's absolutely brilliant. So when a seventeen year old boy/girl who has been pumped full of the pharmacy and can't find a chin strap to fit her enormous jaw accidentally roid rages because she was tripped on the ice goes McSorley on a girl half her size and cripples her... what then Jackson? Should we make them mandatory to keep things fair?

It sounds to me like there are Mutha effin snakes in your mutha effin brain. Who's going to foot the medical bills when kids in college start dropping from kidney failure? Maybe he meant that we should only shoot up certain people with chemicals and see what happens. I personally hope he becomes head of the president's counsel on fitness, like Ahnold was. I have been waiting for the apocalypse for a while, and it seems like your ready for it as well Sam. Juiced up fights to the death, here we come.